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Hang guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.
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4,000 sprigs parsley. 2 small rabbits (optional) Cut elephant meat into bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat in a pan and cover with 1,000 gallons of brown gravy. When meat is tender, add vegetables (a steam shovel is useful for this). Simmer slowly for 4 more weeks.
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This joke recipe for Elephant Stew appears on the final page of the 1972 staplebound pamphlet Flavorite Recipes from the Farmers' Almanac.It follows pages filled with such yummy recipes as Melt-In-Your-Mouth Blueberry Cake, Peach Mello, Potato Candy, Punchka (a kind of doughnut), Stuffed Mushrooms and Yankee Doodle Salad.The recipe goes like this:
Papergreat Ha, ha, ha! Let's make jokes about cooking and eating
Fr a 1982 printed family cookbook. Includes mostly realistic (if seafood strudel counts as such!) recipes, but found this joke entry by an 'Uncle Jerry' endearing!by lepidopter
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WILD GAME ELEPHANT STEW. 1 medium size elephant. salt & pepper. 8 rabbits (optional) Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months). Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465°F. This will serve about 3,800 people. If more come than are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if.
To the redditor who found elephant stew in their cookbook, I also found
Elephant Stew A vintage typed funny/joke recipe for Elephant Stew; make Elephant Stew with an elephant, salt, pepper, and two rabbits are optional. 1 elephantSalt & pepper2 rabbits (optional) First, cut the elephant into bite-size pieces. This will probably take about 2 weeks.Salt and pepper to taste.Cook over kerosene fire at 475-degrees for 8 days.
Elephant Stew Recipe Seen at the Road Kill Cafe in South A
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Elephant Stew A vintage typed recipe card for Elephant Stew a funny
Cut elephant into bite size pieces and cover with gravy. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees F. This elephant serves 3,800 adults and 35 children. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added. Do this only if absolute necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew. source unknown.
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Elephant Stew. elephant onions carrots sweet potatoes parsnips spices. 7 comments. 3 bookmarks. by.
Seriously? Well, someone had a sense of humor. Elephant stew recipe
directions. Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This takes about 2 months. Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover. Cook for a couple days. If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary. Most people don't like to find hare in their stew.
Elephant Stew Just A Pinch Recipes
Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over an open fire for about 4 weeks at 465* This will serve about 3,800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.
This cookbook has a recipe for 'Elephant Stew' mildlyinteresting
Hi, y'all! Saw these two photos of recipes on Instagram for whale stew and elephant stew that someone he knows stumbled on in a book. It definitely provided a bit of a laugh imagining a single chef chopping up a whole whale into small pieces to simmer for two weeks with 100,000lbs of onions. But I was super curious about the origin because it's.
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Cut elephant into small, bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees F. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary as most people do not want to find hare in their stew. Add your voice!
Photo of a 1987 ‘Elephant Stew’ recipe, found in family cookbook r
A lot of these were published by the same company. The organizer would submit the recipes and the publisher would put it together, adding the "recipe for friendship", catering calculations for large groups and this recipe. You see the same bits repeated endlessly when you start going through these books.
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Instructions. Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces - this should take about 3 weeks. Place the elephant pieces in a pot and cover with water. Season with salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer until the elephant meat is cooked through and tender - this will take about 4 months. This recipe serves around 3,000 people.
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Remove hooves and tusks. Cut elephant into bite sized pieces; this takes about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire at 465 degrees for 36 hours. Serves 3800 persons. For those who dislike elephant stew, the rabbit may be added, but only if necessary because most people don't like hare in their stew.
